catbushandludicrous:

Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it

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For forty days and forty nights
They rode through red blood to the knee;
And they saw neither sun nor moon,
But heard the roaring of the sea.

Thomas the Rhymer (Child Ballad no. 37)

Thomas the Rhymer did not play around

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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everytimeidiabetes:

damnitsjosh:

everytimeidiabetes:

Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that

Did you name your kitten Swag Money…

her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short

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thankyougreenlantern:

Is a powerpoint about why the cartoon movie anastasia is historically inaccurate really necessary. Do we really need to explain why a movie with a talking bat and a priest that jerks Satan off is historically inaccurate

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humansofnewyork:

"I hate fractions."

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pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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